Hi there,

Just spotted DHL delivering directly across the road. Collared them and asked if they had anything for me. They answered ‘Don’t think so, have you got a reference number?’. ‘Yes’, I replied, and gave them the one below.

He checked his gizmo, ‘Oh, it’s on the van somewhere.’ he said. ‘Here it is at the front, squashed under everything else. Cor, two deliveries in one stop, haw, haw.’

So I’m sitting here in my new suit and waistcoat typing to your good self. Good suit, good fit, good price….at long last, thanks to DHL.

I’m sorry for ever doubting you….and I agree with what you were saying.

Best regards.

J Hallam